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burgrs:

"do people still actually like one direction"

YEAH

YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE  DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT IN HELL 5000 YEARS FROM NOW FUCK OFF

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity)

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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(Source: magicconchshelly)

chanelpure:

thisshitfunny:

cocknurse:

………

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the fuck is wrong with this society omg